David Fisco

I think, therefore I laugh.

Robert Kennedy Sr’s Granddaughter Dead at 42 * The Gateway Pundit * by Cristina Laila

“Kennedy became paralyzed after she suffered a spinal cord injury in 2020.”

That family seems to have a disproportionate amount of calamities. 🤔

Well Mom, one thing is pretty clear: you shouldn't expect a Mother's Day card in 2027 from your daughter. 🙄

https://nypost.com/2026/10/20/us-news/dem-amy-actons-mom-urges-ohio-to-vote-against-liar-daughter-in-governor-race-against-ramaswamy/

Sound decisions will enable U.S. crewed lunar landings

“Sound decisions will enable U.S. crewed lunar landings”

Wow, I always thought knee-jerk, capricious and irresponsible decisions are what led to success in space programs! 🤣

Lay’s is launching 5 new holiday chip flavors, including chocolate-covered potato chips

“Wavy potato chips covered in milk chocolate”

It's Thanksgiving dinner. 🍽️ Picture a baked potato, but instead of gravy, it is covered with Hershey's syrup. 🥔

Does “New America” work for you? 🤔 I like “Cactusland”. 🌵

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6159125-trump-calls-new-mexico-new-america/

Christian Dior, Louis Vuitton, Celine and Burberry Stores Hit as Paris Cost-of-Living Protests Turn Violent

Jean Valjean got 5 years of hard labor for stealing a single loaf of bread. 🥖

Kentucky Cheerleader Who Suffocated Her Newborn Learns Her Fate in Court

She'll still be of reproductive age when she gets out…

Starbucks faces class action lawsuit over allegedly unlawful sugar-free claims

“claim the sugar comes from milk, which contains lactose”

So, are producers scrambling to change their “sugar-free” labels to “sucrose-free”? 🤔

One poll, multiple outcomes: Why election surveys come with an extra layer of uncertainty

“With 16 days to go until Election Day”

To cover our asses, about a fortnight before the election we just want you to know that everything we told you could be total BS. 🤷 🙄