I think, therefore I laugh.
Hershey changes Reese’s Pumpkins packaging after lawsuit over design
“claims that images on the packaging did not match the actual candy”
Candy packaging is like dating. On the first date, it looks great. But once you open the package and sample the product, you realize nothing is as good as it seems. 🤷
Hershey changes Reese’s Pumpkins packaging after lawsuit over design
“Carving not on actual product”
What is the difference between the product and the “actual product”? 🤔
Starbucks responds to Chipotle merger report
Steak burrito with a cappuccino. 🤮
Rumors Swirl About Talarico’s Mental State As Flu Excuse Collapses 13 Days Into Absence
“My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility.”
If that's true, he has a brilliant future in politics or Hollywood. 🙄
‘The future is bright’: breeding programme brings world’s heaviest insect back from the brink
That ugly thing was about to go extinct and they intervened to PREVENT it? 🤔
2021: Ivermectin is a horse dewormer, and you should not take it. 2026: Ketamine is a horse tranquilizer, and they're taking it at frat parties to enhance sex.
Follow the science, everybody. Just follow the science. 🙄
Biden FBI tracked Melania and Barron Trump's travel, tapped Susie Wiles phone: docs
“Lawyer 10 called Wiles for 49 seconds.”
LAWYER: Oh, sorry Susie, I butt-dialed you by mistake. SUSIE: You're not going to invoice for this call, are you?… 🤣
Barricades & the blame game: France's high school protests – The World This Week – France 24
Maybe they should try letting the kids do more high school productions of the musical version of “Les Misérables”? 🤷
John Thune says ‘no clear path forward’ for clock-change bill
Do we need to start a new political party just to get this damn thing done?!? The “Standard Time Exit Party”? 🙄
Biden FBI tracked Melania and Barron Trump's travel, tapped Susie Wiles phone: docs
“The surveillance — which took place under then-President Joe Biden’s administration — was part of a secret probe titled 'Plasmic Echo.'”
Trump is much cooler when it comes to naming things.