David Fisco

I think, therefore I laugh.

Reese's is bringing back its giant peanut butter cup 'pie' for Thanksgiving: How to get one

Know people you are โ€œsupposedโ€ to invite for Thanksgiving, but you don't really want to? Do they, perhaps, have a peanut allergy? ๐Ÿ˜

Popular Costco dessert recalled because it may contain cleaning chemicals

Can they just slap a โ€œFoam Cleanerโ€ label on it and resell it? Whipped cream looks like that foam cleaning stuff. ๐Ÿคท

Copper wire upgrade work caused nationwide flight suspension, US transport secretary says

Well, one thing is certain: The government won't be using all that junk copper to make new pennies! ๐Ÿช™

See Jupiter and Mars make a spectacular close approach overnight Nov. 15-16

I hope Jupiter and Mars are using fiber-optic and not copper wire on their navigation systems. If not, they might collide! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

How honeypot scams work, according to security experts

You need an article to tell you that women use sex to get things like information from men? Skip the article and just remember: It's the hookers who know where all the bodies are buried. ๐Ÿ™„

Elephants Found to be Increasingly Isolated, Leading to Fractured Social Networks

Desperate need for Elephant Tinder. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹

FAA says flights are halted at US airports due to air traffic control communications problems | AP News

Did someone let one of Jensen Huang's girlfriends near the American air traffic control system? โœˆ๏ธ

Inside Jensen Huang's Final Hours as the CEO of Nvidia โ€“ Bloomberg

Don't forget โ€œhorn dogโ€ too! ๐Ÿ•

Huang agrees to appear before Congress, US lawmakers say, after scandal-hit Nvidia CEO resigns โ€“ BBC News

Well, does he have anything to worry about? Half of them will probably think he's the CEO of Frito-Lay and grill him about potato chips instead. ๐Ÿ™„

โ€œHey, AI: How can a tech CEO get himself a bunch of babes?โ€ ๐Ÿค”

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2026/11/12/jensen-huang-had-a-third-affair-with-another-nvidia-employee-report-says/