Well, does he have anything to worry about? Half of them will probably think he's the CEO of Frito-Lay and grill him about potato chips instead. 🙄
I think, therefore I laugh.
Well, does he have anything to worry about? Half of them will probably think he's the CEO of Frito-Lay and grill him about potato chips instead. 🙄
“Hey, AI: How can a tech CEO get himself a bunch of babes?” 🤔
You mean Elizabeth Holmes didn't make the list? Someone on the board of Nvidia needs to call the Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, Texas and see if she can get Zoom calls in her cell. 💻 🤣
Jensen Huang accused of having another affair — with an Nvidia exec | TechCrunch
“also suspected of having another extramarital affair”
Well, if all this is true and you lose the CEO gig, maybe you could make money by charging a stud fee? 🤷
California voters reject Prop. 40 billionaire tax
So, what message are the voters trying to send with their votes this year? Give us all the freebies you promised, but do it without the money necessary to buy it for us? 🤔
How offline preppers are getting ready for a world without internet
You might have to put on clothes and go outside to insult someone instead of typing nasty things at them in your underwear. 👕
How did candy marshmallows become a thing? As far as confections are concerned, candy marshmallow must be one of the lowest-rent confections out there. 🤔
While he's here, he should probably tell us the definitive way to pronounce “Qatar” in English. 🤔
Did Dana White make a wrong turn on his way to his first press briefing? 🤣
“declined to offer an independent estimate”
Imagine being offered a salaried job and asking your potential employer how much you'll be paid. Then being told: there's no, like, one, solid number. 🙄