I think, therefore I laugh.
One poll, multiple outcomes: Why election surveys come with an extra layer of uncertainty
“With 16 days to go until Election Day”
To cover our asses, about a fortnight before the election we just want you to know that everything we told you could be total BS. 🤷 🙄
When Is Elizabeth Holmes Getting Out of Prison? Here’s Why She’ll Leave Earlier Than Expected
Well, I doubt she'll have a job waiting for her at LabCorp when she gets out. 🤣
15 uplifting images from Dog Photography Awards 2026
That dog in the air is saying, “Hey Elon, try to beat this!” 🚗
Bear steals honey from library on Winnie the Pooh Day
If you follow bear news, it seems like bears are getting into buildings every other day. 🐻 Are people just leaving their doors open for the bears? I mean, bears aren't the size of mice. 🐭 🤔
Voting opens in contest to name giant rock dug up at Chicago O'Hare Airport
They're holding a contest to name that thing? 🤔 How about “El Capitan Wannabe”? 😏
New York City moves to ban horse-drawn carriages
This could end up being a quality of life disaster. Those horses are going to have no other way to earn a living except turning tricks on the streets of Manhattan. 🐴
KFC drops Pepsi for Coca-Cola in the US, ending 40-year partnership
Why not offer both? It's America. It's 2026. Power to the people! 🥤
Sinkhole closes road near N.J. elementary school
After years of sinkholes, how is there any New Jersey left? 🤔
Jack Russell terrier lost in Yellowstone for over a month has been rescued
Luna the Jack Russell terrier needs to work on her negotiation skills. She should have tried this: “I'll leave Yellowstone and go home, ONLY IF you throw out that dry pellet feed and give me prime rib daily. You take me to Dairy Queen at least once per week. And you install a special mouse on the computer so I can use my paw to watch whatever YouTube videos I want.”
Selma Blair faces potential federal charges: What's next for the actress after arrest – ABC News
“The actress is due back in court on Jan. 19.”
January 19th? By her own admission, this isn't the first time she's done something like this. Do you know how many people she could try to snack on over the holidays? 😨