David Fisco

I think, therefore I laugh.

John Thune says ‘no clear path forward’ for clock-change bill

Do we need to start a new political party just to get this damn thing done?!? The “Standard Time Exit Party”? 🙄

Biden FBI tracked Melania and Barron Trump's travel, tapped Susie Wiles phone: docs

“The surveillance — which took place under then-President Joe Biden’s administration — was part of a secret probe titled 'Plasmic Echo.'”

Trump is much cooler when it comes to naming things.

Bear-y big visitor at Poconos Restaurant – YouTube

You guys do Miso Glazed Salmon here? I'm definitely giving this place five stars on Google!

Lead, heavy metals found in 99% of cat foods tested in new study

If your cat would like to join the class action lawsuit, please have it provide a paw print at the following URL… 😸

Musk says he will rename SpaceXAI to SpaceXSI

Why not SpaceXSí or SpaceXSì? SpaceXOui really doesn't work. 🤔

Mayor Mamdani, Curtis Sliwa get flu shots in Brooklyn – ABC7 New York

Mamdani's getting pudgy. Like the Pillsbury Doughboy. 🍩

A Shark Was Spotted Swimming Through the Flooded Streets of New Jersey During the Nor'easter

Asked for comment, the shark said, “I really hope Jersey Mike's Subs isn't closed. This is my one chance to try that place!” 🦈