David Fisco

I think, therefore I laugh.

“declined to offer an independent estimate”

Imagine being offered a salaried job and asking your potential employer how much you'll be paid. Then being told: there's no, like, one, solid number. 🙄

https://www.foxnews.com/media/dsa-leader-dismisses-49t-cost-estimate-socialist-policies-made-up-number.amp

“A ​spokesperson for Meghan ⁠Markle did not immediately respond to a request for comment.”

You mean she and hubby don't already have a plan to make money off this one? 🙄

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/fbi-arrests-thomas-markle-father-meghan-source-says-2026-11-06/

Robert Kennedy Sr’s Granddaughter Dead at 42 * The Gateway Pundit * by Cristina Laila

“Kennedy became paralyzed after she suffered a spinal cord injury in 2020.”

That family seems to have a disproportionate amount of calamities. 🤔

Well Mom, one thing is pretty clear: you shouldn't expect a Mother's Day card in 2027 from your daughter. 🙄

https://nypost.com/2026/10/20/us-news/dem-amy-actons-mom-urges-ohio-to-vote-against-liar-daughter-in-governor-race-against-ramaswamy/

Sound decisions will enable U.S. crewed lunar landings

“Sound decisions will enable U.S. crewed lunar landings”

Wow, I always thought knee-jerk, capricious and irresponsible decisions are what led to success in space programs! 🤣

Lay’s is launching 5 new holiday chip flavors, including chocolate-covered potato chips

“Wavy potato chips covered in milk chocolate”

It's Thanksgiving dinner. 🍽️ Picture a baked potato, but instead of gravy, it is covered with Hershey's syrup. 🥔

Does “New America” work for you? 🤔 I like “Cactusland”. 🌵

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6159125-trump-calls-new-mexico-new-america/

Christian Dior, Louis Vuitton, Celine and Burberry Stores Hit as Paris Cost-of-Living Protests Turn Violent

Jean Valjean got 5 years of hard labor for stealing a single loaf of bread. 🥖

Kentucky Cheerleader Who Suffocated Her Newborn Learns Her Fate in Court

She'll still be of reproductive age when she gets out…